If someone told me that Ted Cruz was caught digging up coffins in old cemetaries to remove wedding rings from corpses I would consider it a grave possibility. But if someone told me Ted Cruz was making room for sexy time in bathrooms and closets (or wherever) with three to five (or more) different campaign trail sirens I would be very skeptical.
Any weird sweaty splooge drenched orgy that could involve Ted Cruz in any way - even if it involved hypnosis or powerful narcotics or the Russian Mob - seems like something out of a dumb Hollywood movie wherein a Barnabas Collins impersonator takes a rented limo full of strippers to the prom.
But what if it did happen as the National Enquirer is alleging.
Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, December 13th - Ellis Rosen’s Daily Cartoon watches Santa respond to the Alabama election.
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