Friday, September 11, 2015

CNN: the Cable Nonsense Network | This Sunday on Sate of the Union

Join Jake Tapper and guests for a lively discussion and debate on important topics that interest all Americans.

This Sunday: Influential representative of the conservative clerisy, Victoria Jackson, joins Jake to discuss European Central Bank monetary policy and the Greek debt crisis.

Also scheduled to appear: Osama bin Laden impersonator Phil Robertson will speak out about his Biblical scientific theory that sexually transmitted diseases are a direct consequence of the passage of the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938 and the repeal of laws prohibiting women from "promenading in bathing suits or sitting on railings."

Later in the show CNN analyst Lord Jeffrey of Dauphin will join Jake to discuss the ongoing plot to Latinize American culture. Including Pope Francis's papist influence on the process, Paul Simon's latest performance of Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard and the long term objectives of the Learned Elders of Nueva EspaƱa who direct the Mexican fast food invasion of America (among other things) from a secret cemetery located somewhere on the ancient Isthmus of Darien.

So tune in every Sunday morning at 9am & noon to learn more very serious important things all very serious Americans should learn more about.

Thank you CNN for keeping America even more informed about important issues than it was last week when Jake Tapper spoke with Sarah Palin about becoming the next US Secretary of Energy in a Trump administration (albeit, if only for a month or two).

I can hardly wait for next week when multiple marriage activist Kim Davis visits Jake for a lively discussion on the dangers inherent in issuing drivers licenses to homosexuals. God bless America.

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